Mother has mentioned that Aunt Nancy is getting training in veterinary acupuncture. Little does she know that I already have experience in this area. If fact, I have been performing at-home, all organic acupunture for years.
Just this afternoon, in fact, when Mother let me out on the lawn, I took care of several problem areas
I'm sure Aunt Nancy will be almost as good, though.
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Bif, maybe if you opened your own organic acupuncture office, you could influence mother to come up and visit you more often. After all, someone will have to count your profits. ;)
ReplyDeletebetter be careful with the organic DIY acupuncture - Mother may think it's too hard to remove the 'needles" and clip you down.
ReplyDeleteGuurl,
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Mother would just tell me to find an online accounting program. Sigh
Jeni,
Hmmm, I hadn't thought about that. She does have a history...