The Bad Mother

Hrrmph. Instead of coming up to visit me, Mother is entertaining a visitor at home. Mr. Cruzan, to be precise.

Real men wear pink

She says that her work is "stressful"... well, being your horse is no walk in the park either, Mother.

There are swarms of donkeys everywhere you look

Mother says there are only four of them, but I swear they are everywhere.

Especially in MY hay!!

Since you've taken to a life of despotic alcoholism, I think I might have to adjust my life more to my liking.

You know, simplify things.

Guess what would be the first to go?