sniff... sniff...
I'm fading due to MPCD (Mrs. Pastures Cookie Deficiency) |
Aunt Marilyn told me Mother is having some sort of... gravely-organ problem? (She told me which organ but I forget.)
What does that even mean? Has she been eating rocks? I've never seen her do that, but there are lots of hours every day that she is not in my eyesight.
Horses usually only get rocks in our feet. And that is still outside of our body, really. I've never heard of one inside like that.
shudder...
Just because Mother has been eating the wrong things doesn't mean I shouldn't get my cookies. I wonder what I should do about this situation.
Hmmm...
Hope your Mother feels better soon from her rocky organ whatsit... it would be terrible for you to fade away entirely!
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