Where was I?
Oh, so while she tries to maintain a certain amount of anonymity, she uses me as her shield. My name is the one on CoTH and Facebook, and comments on other blogs, but I am not usually the one saying things. This could get me in hot water, you know? I mean, it would be one thing for her to play Jeopardy! on Facebook under my name... but what if I am selected?
I don't know the answers to all those questions! I don't know how to work that buzzer thingy! Why can't Mother get her own life and stop borrowing my things??
sigh.
How many cookies can $36,681 buy?
In addition to being BIF I think you are also secretly Mother's Fall Guy. ;)
ReplyDeleteBut don't worry BIF. I've got your back. I'll be watching for any illegal and plagerized images of you on ALL bags of horse treats/feeds/etc here at Paradigm Farms from this day forward.
Like 558 eleven pound tubs of mrs.pasture's cookies?
ReplyDelete^^^ And you KNOW she did the math!!! : P
ReplyDeleteHow do I place a cookie order? I've never even tried, I just place my request with Mother, and hope she gets me *something*.
ReplyDeleteMother just calculated that that could get me about 6 tons of Mrs. Pastures Cookies, not including shipping. I think they would offer a bulk discount; she should be able to easily get seven.
ReplyDeleteShe's said that would make me very, very ill.
Oh, well, it's not like I really won the money anyway...