Mother told me today that she will be going to school again, soon, four nights a week.
"ARE YOU HOOFIN' KIDDING ME?!? You're going to be GONE ALL THE TIME AGAIN?!"
Priorities. Snort! This woman clearly has none.
sigh
Oh, no, Mother, don't worry yourself about lil' ol' me. I'll just hang out and eat. I don't need you.
I don't need anyone.
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The better for to fix you with, my dear. After all, you are a horse of many medical issues. I'm sure your human is simply trying to get a more stable financial foothold.
ReplyDeleteBIF, I sense petulance in this post ! I'm sure that by furthering her education, Mother is trying to procure improved circumstances for both of you ! :)
ReplyDeleteThere's nothing wrong with my life NOW, except I'd like more grass access and more Mother time to groom me and provide me with more cookies. What could we improve that doesn't just involve her quitting her job to give me cookies full time?
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