Strange Offerings

Mother was rifling though the home garden the other day, and decided to check on the carrots' progress. She thought it would be fun to bring me these. I think I would rather have had cookies.

She then thought video footage of the sacrificial offering would be fun. Unfortunately for you, Mother doesn't know how to edit the video, so the first 15 seconds are a little stumbly.

She's so inept, she actually dropped the camera a bit later. And has been trying to blame it on me. hhhmmrph.

OH NO!! How will she document my activities now???