Saturday, January 29, 2011

Just a horse...

I am just a horse. My needs are simple and few. A good brushing, constant access to forage, easily located water source. Hoof care, I suppose, if there's not enough varied terrain that I can just do it myself.

Not difficult. I will even go so far as to say cookies are, in fact, a desire, not a need.

It pains me to say that.

Mother fed our mid-day hay today, I got my grain, and there's clean water in the trough. They always check three times a day, lest a hole develop (hasn't happened yet, but you can't be too careful) or another unfortunate squirrel/bird/racoon incident occurs. I even got cookies. But...

I did not get brushed! I'm not sure if you're aware, but Mother has been a little lax in the "coming to visit me" (ME!) section of her job description, but I've grown accustomed, I suppose. I never complain. Usually though, when she does come up, I get brushed and fussed on a bit. Today she fed all of us, gave me my cookies, and left. Uhhh... aren't you Forgetting Something? And it was nicely above freezing; a good thorough brushing that messes up my piloerection would not have been frowned upon the way it is when it is colder out. When it's cold, I take care of it all just fine; don't ruin things!

Anyway, apparently Mother was working on something she called taxes. I'm not sure what they are, but she seems both happy and sad about them.

I appreciate my cookies, but sometimes I wish Mother had been born a horse like me... then she would know, as I do:


Life is simple




 Now, who needs a hug?*






*Shameless re-use of this photo because it is a masterpiece of cuteness and adorability.

3 comments:

  1. How can mom look at that face and NOT smile?

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  2. Funny you should say that, Dom... when Mother was debating the wisdom of buying a skin and bones, pussy faced me, she would look at the pictures of me (and my adorable face) and just smile. She told a friend, "I just can't help but smile whenever I look at him!"

    Of course she can't! It's me!

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  3. How does one mess up one's "piloerection"? I'd hate to do it by accident :)

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