This is my story. It is the story of the bond between horse and human. I am special.
Sunday, November 7, 2010
I Know What You Did
I know what you did, Mother. Just because you drive a few hours away doesn't mean I don't know you were off riding for hours, learning about "reining". While I sat here at home, cookieless. Too busy just for ME, I see.
Your mother will have more thorough, enjoyable, and fulfilling fantasies about what might have been with you if you'll only allow her to cultivate her real-life equestrianism. Just imagine the power of her imagination when she knows the ins and outs of reining! She will imagine great things, and you'll be her noble steed in every dream.
I am a fifteen year old horse named Boyfriend, sometimes Bif. Sometimes "You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown". Sometimes names I really don't think bear repeating. After years of misappropriating mother's phone and email, I now have my own site.
Have a question for me? Please email me Boyfriend@IamBoyfriend.com
All of the stuff under My Favorite Grazing Places and Mother's Favorite Sites are unpaid (why would I need money?), Mother just really likes them and likes to share. She can be a generous sort, at times...
Mother's other blog: A tale of love and blah blah blah. Not me.
Bif,
ReplyDeleteYour mother will have more thorough, enjoyable, and fulfilling fantasies about what might have been with you if you'll only allow her to cultivate her real-life equestrianism. Just imagine the power of her imagination when she knows the ins and outs of reining! She will imagine great things, and you'll be her noble steed in every dream.
FB